Just reach into your screens and slap me now girls.
For I am a complete idiot.
I went and bought an early response pregnancy kit, despite the recommendation of the hospital not to.
You won't believe what happened..
I bought a two pack.
The first one showed a positive result which then disappeared after half an hour.
The second one showed negative.
This means that for half an hour I was overjoyed, as was mum, dad and Tom.
I am now gutted.
I have since found out that the hormone injection I had to have 36 hours before surgery could have given a false positive.
I have also found out that you can get false negatives.
I am no further forward except that for one lovely half hour, I thought it had worked.
I cried and cried and cried outside Tesco (yup, had classily used the Tesco loo to do the test) and sobbed with utter relief that it had all seemingly worked.
I then rushed to mum's to show her the result but it had faded away.
I did another test and it was negative.
I am now in a right pickle.
Why am I such an impatient div?
To cap it all, I've started getting what i think are period type cramps.
P.S Happy New Year!!!